Random Bars - Solar system

I see hella niggas claimin Mars bars but from where im standin mos be reppin Uranus/

raps is ass couldnt compare to terminal ill niggas wit morphine bein administered intravenous/

thats right half past dead and sky high ein wit no mic we fine y'all on some Pluto ish get caught masqueradin as one of us/

some wit feminine emotions u'd swear these niggas from Venus/

others is big headed for no apparent reason Jupiter mostly gas/

claimin sun levels of heat when they couldnt get the Mercury to budge in thermometers/

i guess u could claim im big headed also but fact is i'll script rings round most of the planet sorta Saturn niggas/

i mostly down to Earth but but once in a while i jus gotta tell it like it is/

a nigga jus gotta keep it pha real like Neptunes/

Random Bars - Heretic Flow

They say i has a way wit words but i decline i abuse em i clearly has my way wit words/

aight let i play at heretic if holy grail be bloodline then that trail/

clearly leads to me i too walk on flows ein the blind can see like a nigga done scripted this shit n braille/

na scratch that so vivid the imagery have the blind claim i c/

on the right hand i here to claim my sit na not me its that right hand thats to blame y'all see/

my defense idle hands its clear to c to hell wit wat they say too wrong it makes me right/

in fact my shit so right justified niggas claim its lost book in arab script/

since infant i been infected wit an ill strain withaint imperfection i conceptualize immaculate withaint premeditate/

get on net defaecate so other worldly im afraid if i meditate/

i might switch form and skip to spiritual plane dare i say i ain't governed by the laws of men/

heresy confusions rife ego mammoth not jumbo its crystal i on that A380 plane/

Random Bars - Corpse Bride (Battle Rap)

Leme make my bride corpse bow heads hommies let i prey/ watch while i chef prepare this bird puns/ intended pans/ is tended first i strips er leave er there layin naked then i put er on choppin board /u know how i does i chops wen i get bored/ chop neck and blood sprays/ or does that happen wen i grab breast and put the stuffin in fill er up throw the rest in bin/ im talkin claws she can't scratch and now she headless chicken/ then i ties er up puts er in pan oven already hot u kno a nigga shit come preheated/ yeah call me conceited/ in ten to twenty it'll be ready to cum :-) out the oven/ artists wit tha food like i aint a dime a dozen/ such skills aint seen often/ its y clientelle i keep em cumin often/ dare i say neo i is chosen/ know we done the rest we keep for later keep er in fridge frozen/ next chapter with left over we make pie/ wat more can i say this was easy as pie/ oh yeah babe wen we done scent of the room affirm i mean wat i say/im mean wat i say/ smell good don't it/

Random Bars - Amistad Bars

I stays stuck behind myriad/ of bars thinkin can i haz free? like slaves off amistad/ the flows pushin at my temple/s talkin bout give us us free so its off to rip em off the temple/ i give styles their free i c my future like i tarot/ read i jus swipes n mastercards/ on the wrist plenty carrat/ get on my level lil nigga practice hard/ only then for erthin else mastercard/ by then i woulda choochooed away on that american express nigga black card/ na scratch that so disgustin wealthy shit racist so many whips call it negro card/ monte card a nigga so count with money u weigh u aint count/ call bank account the zero cart/ y u think i do so much dirt nigga i been gardenin nigga till i fills my cart wit green/ off choicest crop soon i'll glean/ then on i'll stay drinkin on wine thats sparklin till i gleam/ i done already set sail for the plot i skeem/ for the port of my dream/ i set sail while sippin port i skeem/

Random Bars - Abominable Flow Man

Aight leme git it in i bees that nigga who script like i done perched at stonehenge n conversed wit druid/ that dude that leak bic fluid tb flow i spit thick sick fluid/ haaphoow i describe like the conversation piece was multiverse/ i script multiple verse leave crews n need of multiple hearse we're past need 4 nurse/ but like ma nigga C say thats neither hur or thur it aint fair i shud quit scriptin n skip right 2 disc lightscribe i swear i can vouch that all instances of me in parallel universe/ bees ill wit the verse sick flow no rehearse/ win this race blindfolded drivin n reverse/ my formulas 1 my formulas first if u r that i cuts apex/ the oven that i is melt glass try pyrex/ n i bar one man i can keeps goin u can ask my ex/ u need more than 1 smith 2 bar against the one/ i navigate flows call a nigga seaman/ come hard always how u gone c me wit face covered n semen/ crop circle flow the meanin of this? Keep skeemin/ abominable flow man try put ur foot n my paw print see if it fit lmao

Random Bars - Not Samurai Jedi

razor sharp na nigga laser sharp past samurai/ a nigga full on jedi/ force so strong in him he attract fly/withain't words they flocks 2 me tis chi nigga y lie/ heard they 4rm venus a nigga jus fly/ trap lol fly like rocketships martian i jus beems em 2 the mother ship/ ops i mean my mothers crib/ beep beep then oh yeah ima holla at ya but right now out back door girl u gotta leave/ magic how i pull trick withaint contraption up sleeve/ contraceptives the only contraband/ cause fact be its magic that magic live/ pull chicks withaint spend 1 rand/ soon after claim ownership a nigga quick fast 2 wield brand/ take em withaint warnin im talkin quick sand/ more they struggle quicker they sink

Random Bars - Pornographic memory

close my eyes all i see is images of mammaries i done been mesmerized by call it my pornographic memory/ why lie in my minds eye half the time its money the other half naked women is wat im seeing be/ hence im wishin i was hova n i was seein bey pleasures of flesh this ish keep stressin me/ got me fittin to get on my pleasure p step up n holla at the nex mans dime piece lyk ey bay bay/ no hurricane chris but you sorta reminds me of a young halle berry halle berry/ when i see er my perverse minds eye flicks scenes off of monsters ball got me wishin i was billy i was billy/ bob thornton but this the real world gotta slow my roll can't jus antivirus like norton/ so if ever im serious bout keepin it a wrap like when im scriptin/ n if ever i best ave er takin a nap after else wats the reason/ to me not satisfying her amounts to treason/

Random Bars - Guy Fawkes

i aint even gotta focus i jus drop bombs call a nigga guy fawkes/

erthin i drop rocks no boulders way past fire breathin a nigga spit bonfires/

i jus spit free no borders commander n chief hand out pardons take no orders/

naa actually i go by chef i cooks em up still take no orders/

thats waiter duty and i aint wait i jus goes in hard/

y'all novice y'all kno this typea ish y'all drop i discard/

u donot wanna ram wit me flows i got a hard disk full/

i rom these pages n please no copies this ish read only scripts jus spring into my mind nigga no fall/

how a nigga gone fall when he stays heated lyk summer/

nigga so its nothin i take ur shots no armour/ nyiggga lol

Random Bars - If u read close u may get some insight of the man

my mind is arrested by notions of making money my sentence sure to be boss from 30 to life
as i go through the motions i get closer one yard
at a tym in the horizon i scopes it goyard luggage and coastlines is my backyards
well hell im out on the grind but only time will tell
i stays plottin all good so far my bullshit sells
yung dreamer my coins is already n the wishin well
my chins to the sky shottin star wont miss me damn i kno the say this shit bees the route to hell
but fuck it it aint a thing we'll cross that bridge wen we gets there lets jus hope the waters aint swell

Finally decided to get to blogging

Well this has been a passing thought for me for a while, have alil time on my hands guess its time to make this a reality. So what can anyone bored enough to read this expect? simply put the rantings of a very opinionated bastard who has been known to express views that would be better left unsaid, scripting of a few bars here and there(i fancy myself a lyricist), my hopes , dreams and aspirations.